So a German guy and a Brazilian guy cycle into a bar. Our little bar.

The German guy’s a regular, a lovely bloke. He met the Brazilian guy cycling across the Tyne Bridge. And brought him to the ‘bus.

The Brazilian guy had cycled 33k miles before arriving here.

He asked if there was anywhere he could sling a hammock.

So our lovely customers had a whip round and he stayed at the Hilton.